1. kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

    kayleyhyde:

    We all know that feeling, vending machine

  2. fitlass:

gerakuppa:

what the fufk

looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

    fitlass:

    gerakuppa:

    what the fufk

    looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

    (Source: stephfromabove1979)

  3. turnipjelly:

    evenhellcanbehomey:

    the-lonely-scottish-guy:

    if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

    write a book

    You could call it The Golden Compass

  4. donatellavevo:

    current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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  5. jerkidiot:

    I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

  6. yeffyaboyuice:

    yeffyaboyuice:

    He loves it

    I’m reblogging this again I mean

    My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you

  7. the-elle-word:


vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

    the-elle-word:

    vanilla-beaan:

    My new favorite flower

    Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

  8. therealhamster:

    being interrupted mid sentence

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  9. troncats:

    sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

    (Source: sorry)

  10. (Source: a-love-like-fire)

  11. luhleti:

    overprotective parents raise the best liars.

    (Source: rollingstomes)

  12. rapunzelie:

    do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

  13. c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    c-oo-l-potatoes:

    Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    (Source: myleeneklass)

  14. lcieheroine:

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    I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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    Comfort you when you’re sad

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    We all feel down now and then

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    But I’m here if you need me

  15. geekishchic:

    sleepingwiththekings:

    So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
    After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
    I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

    #just girly things