1. ameliagillan:

    notunprepared:

    oh-josh:

    IM NEVER EVER GONNA GET OVER THIS.

    I love his reaction

    MUCH GENTLEMAN, LOOK AT HOW HE JUST ACCEPTS IT AND LAUGHS. HE ISN’T GROSSED OUT, HE REALIZES THAT IT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL, LIKE WOWOW FOUR FOR YOU JOSH, FOUR FOR YOU

  2. freshiejuice:

    lotuslopez:

    darkbluetile:

    this post is my dream come true

    babies with babies

    i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

    (Source: brebearsexybetch)

  3. hhelyeryoufine:

    me too gus, me too

    (Source: buffyannesummers)

  4. tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

    tastefullyoffensive:

    There are two kinds of parrots…

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

  5. (Source: stilinskis)

  6. gnumblr:

    Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

    😎👬🌚✊💦

  7. sexbangs:

    august 31st, 11:59pm

    image

    september 1st, 12:00am

    image

  8. fartgallery:

    I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

  9. psychadelicatt:

    sci-universe:

    Tiny starfishes I captured in the aquariums of Artis Royal Zoo, Amsterdam

    Aw

  10. stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

    stunningpicture:

    Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

  11. (Source: kimkanyekimye)

  12. (Source: unconfuses)

  13. rabidauthor:

    trashy-prince:

    2srooky:

    shanellbklyn:

    x-cunt-hunter-x:

    kxngvxgitx:

    cold-fury:

    One of the best moments of my childhood.

    BITCH

    ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

    I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

    I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
    This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

    yesss this was such a good book and film

    And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

  14. One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

    (Source: thequeenbey)

  15. secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

    secretworld-observer:

    kellyfromthecity:

    The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

    There’s nothing I don’t love about this.