1. ooohasiaxxx:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

Im jealous.

    ooohasiaxxx:

    stunningpicture:

    My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

    Im jealous.

  2. meatloves:

    the cucumber saga

  3. teamrocketing:

    we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

    image

  4. penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

    penis-hilton:

    you should want a bad bitch like this

    (Source: cockbarf)

  5. bisexualfetus:

my résumé

    bisexualfetus:

    my résumé

  6. hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

    hobolunchbox:

    When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

  7. toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

    toronjas:

    I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
    O M G

  8. (Source: arcadiann)

  9. phobias:

    "send me a dirty picture" 

    image

  10. beksboys:


sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

    beksboys:

    sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

  11. yayasmeen:

    I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

  12. Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

    — Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via artvevo)

    (Source: joshbgosh1)

  13. breakfast-with-satan:

    666kira:

    "You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

    Omg

    queen

    (Source: realitytvbitch)

  14. eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

    eternalsailor2chainz:

    E X C U S E M E
    YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

  15. smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

    smutlinson:

    just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school