I'm Erin. Vermont. Follow me on Instagram @erinploof. And ma other blog, thingsineedto-live. Lovely.
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
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when your parents ask you to help them with technology
this is so cute! imagine just sitting there, on the beach, with all your best friends staring into the ocean (and hot guys walking past)
what if you’re so ugly that hot guys have to shield their eyes from seeing you
thats what happens with me, all my friends are gorgeous and im the ugly one
What if a shark comes and eats them all
what if a shark eats all your friends and not you bc you’re ugly so you didn’t look appetizing to it
i’m so done with this website
sharks aren’t going to come up onto the sand just saying
Reblogging for the comments, i cant
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