1. (Source: fortscrotum)

  2. Anonymous asked: What never fails to turn you on?

    confessionsofayoungescort:

  3. (Source: ink-its-art)

  4. ilovett:

    the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

  5. lonelyistheonlycompany:

    damn

    (Source: sizvideos)

  6. (Source: bradyfowlerr)

  7. vinebox:

    worst pain imaginable

  8. stability:

    if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows

  9. kissmeemmastone:

    SHOTS FUCKIN FIRED

    (Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

  10. swagtho:

    is it really that hard to put “margarine”

  11. Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

    — George Bernard Shaw (via observando)

  12. kishona:

    gayyourlifemustbe:

    hip-hop-lifestyle:

    THERE IS A GOD

    I can see clearly now the rain has gone

    these things are hella they are one of the small variety of food items i lived off of at sakuracon

  13. aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

    aquarian-sunchild:

    sixpenceee:

    did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

    TRY IT !

    "Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

    "Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

    (Source: sixpenceee)

  14. googlehangout:

he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

    googlehangout:

    he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

    (Source: neoqet)

  15. renfamous:

    British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

    American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”